jokes and such!

Subject: jokes and such! Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:40 am

say..if you're uncle jack helped you off an elephant..would u help ur uncle jack off an elephant ;D

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:28 pm

Oh god lol

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:48 pm

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Grow your own dope... plant a man.

Where there's a will.... I want to be on it.

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

lol!

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18 pm

haha that's good very nice surreal xD ..if i have a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in the other hand..what do i have?.... (a huuge cricket!)

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:11 am

I thought I was wrong, But I was mistaken

YOU HAVE BEEN MIND FUCKED

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:31 am

if u tried to fail and succeeded which one have u done? fail at succeeding or succeed at failing

(dont know if i spelled succeed right im not a dictionary)

Subject: Re: jokes and such! Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:14 am

lidls own brand shampoo..because you're worthless...

Masturbation..r u getting YOUR 5 a day??

poor? too lazy to cook?..thats why mums go to iceland

AND THAT BLOODY SMEAR IS THE REASON WE DONT SEE ALOT OF STREAKERS IN FORMULA 1!..

if u hit me at 40 miles per hour there's an 80% chance ill die..if u hit me at 30 miles per hour there's an 80% chance ill live..please stop trying to hit me..

..and finally a warning to all hayfeaver sufferers..dont come sneezing near me..or i'll rip your face off..